Prologue It was a classroom of around 20-30. This wasn't an ordinary classroom, however. This classroom was full of the most retarded and cringeworthy people you'll ever meet, all put into one room. On the first day of school, I felt so bad for the teacher because I knew just how bad his class was and had already concluded this class would probably make him kill himself. I am a security officer, and this is my life monitoring a "public" school classroom.