[quote][quote]Ladies and gentlemen check out my new stock of weapons straight from my labs, with the help of others! The Explosion [spoiler]This aptly named grenade launcher is not your ordinary grenade launcher! This is a fully automatic, cluster bomb firing grenade launcher! Send your enemies to hell in more explosions than ever before with grenades that make more grenades when they explode! And the rounds track to![/spoiler] The Plague or 'Sweet Dreams' as I've called it [spoiler]Ever wanted your enemy to die writhing by a disease and not your bullet? Well now you can! The Plague has a wide variety of diseased encased bullets to slowly kill your enemies with! AIDS, The Bubonic Plague, Malaria? We got em all![/spoiler] Whoops! [spoiler]Have you ever wanted to teleport an enemies limbs off of their living corpse? Of course! Now with the 'Whoops' handgun you can! Simply hit the body part you wish to teleport and flip the switch on the side of the gun![/spoiler] Zero-G [spoiler]Make your enemies feel the effects of Zero-G, before you slam them into the ground and shatter their bones! That's right, with the Zero-G cannon you can defy physics and take away gravity in an area! Then simply pull the secondary trigger to re-activate Gravity and give their face a meeting with the ground! [/spoiler] The 'Splash Zone' [spoiler]This is a two for one deal! Not only do you get the destructive force if a rocket launcher, but also a nice little acid splash for any enemies who happen to be near by![/spoiler] The Zapper [spoiler]This handgun is a shocker! If your guy doesn't immediately die, the shock will! With the Zapper each bullet is charged with 2000 volts that go directly to the brain, killing them instantly! Effective, brutal, and cool![/spoiler] Grenades and armor The Nano-shield [spoiler]These puppies pack a strong punch! With one of these nano-shields you'll become nearly invincible, able to deflect bullets punches and even some rockets![/spoiler] The Spiker [spoiler]This grenade is a little different! Roll this on the ground and wait for the boom! When this grenade explodes, it showers the room in searingly hot metal spikes! Your enemies will be pinned![/spoiler] Alright folks that's it! Come back soon and see what I have on my stocks that's new![/quote][/quote]