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4/26/2015 4:54:10 AM
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[spoiler]Holy **** that stuff is OP
I WANT IT ALL!!!![/spoiler]
English
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Well I'm happy for an avid customer, what would you like to buy?
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Explosion, Plague, and Nano-Shield. Do you trade?
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Yes I do, what can you offer me
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Well, I have large amounts of Dark Metal just taking up space in my base, and I also have some gold coins. Or do you accept euros?
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Yes I will, I think that's an even trade *hands over weapons and shield* there you go
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*I open a rift, and 5 cubic meters of dark metal fall out, as well as a small bag of gold coins* "Thanks" *I throw the weapons in the rift, but put the nano field on my bandolier*
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Come back soon!
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"I might..." *I walk away, and close the rift, which has begun to leak radiation*
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*absorbs radiation with power glove* should've thought about my female customers more thoroughly
