What in the name of our Lord did you just say about me, you little heathen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Vacation Bible School, and I’ve been involved in numerous biased acts of moderation, and I have over 300 Christian Rock songs. I am trained in spiritual warfare and I’m the top preacher in the entire anti-homosexual campaign. You are nothing to me but just another atheist. I will baptize you in 1,000 rivers with holiness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my blessed words. You think you can get away with saying those falsehoods to me over the Internet? Think again, heathen. As we speak I am praying to my Lord and Savior in Heaven and your IP is being told to me right now on a piece of toast so you better prepare for the blood, blasphemer. The blood of Jesus that saved me and will wipe away the sins from the pathetic little thing you call your soul. You’re fixing to be saved, son. My God can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in infinite ways, and that's just with natural causes. Not only am I extensively trained in the forum moderation, but I have access to its entire arsenal of tools and post editing power, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable account clean from Bungie.net, you little shitposter. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your low quality spam. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re not paying the price because Jesus payed it for you, you foolish sinner. My God will shower fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to Hell, kiddo.
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EW WHO ARE YOU
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Quality
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Edited by SnaggleTooth: 5/29/2015 1:24:00 PM[b] [/b]
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Awww yeeaaa
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Don't make me burst your golden gates with my badger bergade.
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[quote]What in the name of our Lord did you just say about me, you little heathen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Vacation Bible School, and I’ve been involved in numerous biased acts of moderation, and I have over 300 Christian Rock songs. I am trained in spiritual warfare and I’m the top preacher in the entire anti-homosexual campaign. You are nothing to me but just another atheist. I will baptize you in 1,000 rivers with holiness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my blessed words. You think you can get away with saying those falsehoods to me over the Internet? Think again, heathen. As we speak I am praying to my Lord and Savior in Heaven and your IP is being told to me right now on a piece of toast so you better prepare for the blood, blasphemer. The blood of Jesus that saved me and will wipe away the sins from the pathetic little thing you call your soul. You’re fixing to be saved, son. My God can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in infinite ways, and that's just with natural causes. Not only am I extensively trained in the forum moderation, but I have access to its entire arsenal of tools and post editing power, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable account clean from Bungie.net, you little shitposter. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your low quality spam. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re not paying the price because Jesus payed it for you, you foolish sinner. My God will shower fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to Hell, kiddo.[/quote] 10/10 -blam!-ING BRILLIANT
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Yes! I've always wanted to go there, I hear it's quite warm this time of year.
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Gr8 b8 m8. I r8 8/8.
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Bump.
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You have Jesus, i have Thor Odinsson. Deal with it.
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What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
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this is great!
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Probably
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Batman would not beat superman
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Can Jesus melt steel beams?
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I hear the best view of heaven is from hell.
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Im new to offtopic....is this usually how people roll in offtopic?
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This is why op hasn't beat hard crota. He has no friends
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/117887478/0/0
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/117887478/0/0
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Oh that was deep...Tell me more :D
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Edited by JesusOfSuburbia: 4/26/2015 4:28:15 PMPlease. It's a running joke among my friends and I that when I die, I'm going to hell and kicking Satan off his throne. That, or he's sending me to a level where he never has to visit.
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I am no were near what a model person should be. I have my flaws and my weaknesses. I plan on joining the army so killing people. But when my time comes I will own up to my action and ask for forgiveness.
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[quote]and now you’re not paying the price because Jesus payed it for you, [/quote] Lol
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At least I'll be in good company