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Edited by Birk:
8/19/2015 5:36:48 PM
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Kicked a guy
Kicked a guy from our fireteam because he didn't know who Forrest Whitaker was. He thought he was a ufc fighter, and that is unacceptable. That is disrespectful to the greatness that is our lazy eyed friend
EDIT 4: Join ScrubNation
EDIT: to clarify, this was the recruitment post.
"Need 2 more
Requirements:
Must have a Forrest Whitaker joke
Fully upgraded HoW gear
Maxed out universal remote
Cannot drive a foreign vehicle (sparrows are ok)
Must come from a broken home
Must have a criminal record (no pussy traffic violations)
Must be able to explain the ending of lost
Add getbirked"
We enjoy talking trash and having fun and these requirements weed out people that take the game to seriously.
EDIT 2: added video
EDIT 3:
https://youtu.be/iFMY4jJ6SVE
Edit 4: over 125 posts. Didn't expect this post to be so active. Good to know ol wittycakes has so much love in such a hostile forum. Keep up the good work fellow guardians, you've kept me entertained all day!
Edit 4: a month old and people are still favoriting!! Much love guys!
Ps: Join the clan The ScrubNation. Same requirements as above.
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2 RepliesI'm pretty sure they designed the kings fall warlock helmet after the old Mr.Whittaker in the Butler. Just saying.
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Bump to bring back to life
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Bump because we need a soldier to hang back while we beat oryx
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3 RepliesLOL..."I hate the back of Forrest Whitakers neck". What movie is that from?
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1 ReplyThat's a fireteam I'd like to be a part of.
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1 ReplyProbably one of my favorite posts that I've seen on these forums. Thank you for actually being funny and original and not being a #satire shitter.
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2 RepliesI like to use "one must know the lyrics to the free credit report dot com commercial (the one where he's dressed as a pirate) will be holding auditions in party chat if you pass you get the invite- fresh prince lyrics will do as a runner up"
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Jeeze platoon, bloodsport, fast times, ghost dog
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Platoon, enough said.
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4 RepliesI'm pretty sure he was a fighter
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can anybody explain the ending of Lost? Lol I would love to hear it!
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2 RepliesEver read something so stupid it gave you Forrest Whitaker eye? That's what happened when I read the OP.
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Seems like you guys are my type of players... Ya filthy animals.
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3 RepliesHis mouth is lazy too. Barely opens it when speaking.
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4 RepliesWho's dat? Lol [spoiler]srsly who's DAT?[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesYou forgot the [i]Must be a hardcore Ramen eater[/i] requirement. Hardcore way to eat Ramen: 1. Heat and boil water 2. Eat noodle block 3. Drink boiling water 4. Snort powdered flavoring 5. Get money 6. F[b]u[/b]ck bitches
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6 RepliesI liked him in that movie where those men repossessed organs. What was the name of that movie?
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I asked your the same question. She had no idea
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I kicked a ball once
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Who is that?
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1 ReplyBump for chorizo
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5 RepliesEdited by H3AD X HUNT3R: 4/28/2015 2:52:54 AMThe "whos forrest whitaker" remark could be seen as a joke. And no one understands the ending of lost. Not even the writers can explain that shit "Pretty sure he's a lambo, dude"
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3 Replies#joke
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"Must explain ending of lost" lol nice
