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4/27/2015 12:55:19 AM
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*slits your throat*
Now you are
*smashes your corpse into the others*
English
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*Jumps out with slit throat and jumps into passenger seat* babe, lasten, I'm dead but not really dead, you got me?
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I got chu
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Indeed *nods and looks at you* not be sexist or anything but, ive never seen a female taxi driver...
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That's cause people always hit on em
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Maybe so... *looks around intently* now where to?
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Wherever you want
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Edited by The Reader: 4/27/2015 8:31:13 PMNo I mean I wanna be you assistant... *looks at you seriously* I don't need payment nor food nor water I only wana drive around *seceretly handcuffs myself to the seat and door* and be at your assistance
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You want to drive the taxi? Or be here with me?
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Passenger seat, next to you, I will drive the taxi if needed but I only shall be in the passenger seat
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I'll think about it.
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Take your time
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Ok. You may join me
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I thank you *nods gratefully"
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Edited by JulieCakes: 4/27/2015 8:52:29 PM*drives off cliff and jumps out of taxi*
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*I jump out and take out my bow and shoot an arrow with a ripe on it into the cliff side, and I swing down until I hits the side and I climb up* that was... Exciting...
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[spoiler]very nice[/spoiler] *taxi hovers over to me, i step in, drive to you* Get in
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*nods and gets in and at the same time my bow folds into my back* who's your next customer?
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Idk... *looks around*
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Idk... *looks around*
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*nods lies down on seat* well wake me up when you see one, I'm going to sleep... *falls asleep seconds later*
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*looks at you, continues driving, parks in the woods, walks into a cave*
