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4/27/2015 2:11:36 PM
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*leaves into a quiet corner of the Dojo, looks to see no one is around, and opens a portal. After walking through, the portal does not close.*
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*Sticks 6 foot long by 4 feet wide head through portal* *Sniffs the air* [spoiler]Dragon FYI[/spoiler]
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*it smells a bit like cheese*
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* steps through l*
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*the room IS cheese*
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*begins eating cheese*
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*you find the cheese was an outer shell that becomes gold*
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*Steals the gold*
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Good job, you now have gold. You are pushed out of the portal to go in your merry way.
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*follows into portal*
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*You find an entire room full of Itè's, and the one you followed in is spying on them*
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*finds spot to stay hidden, observes*
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*most all of them seem to just be talking, some about the proper way to arm a nuclear device, to the best way to cook a pancake. One of them nears your hiding spot*
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*stays deathly still*
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*he almost catches sight of you, but you are grabbed and pulled to the side with a cloth covering your face* [spoiler]No chloroform[/spoiler]
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*doesn't fight attacker* *turns to see who grabbed me and if the portal is still open*
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*whispers* Why did you follow me in? How did you anyway? Oh... Crap did I leave it open? Well, the portal device needs time to charge, since that was a two way portal for one person. *hands over a device,similar looking to a scouter* Put this on.
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"I was curious.. I mysterious portal? I couldn't help myself.. I maybe I should have thought ahead." *strap on device* "What's going on here?"
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I will explain later, but if you listen closer now... *the other Itè's in the room seem to begin talking in a deeper voice* I agree, induction cooki- [b]ing the Original may pose a larger challenge than we thought.[/b] *the others nod in agreement* [b]I propose a long range shot by our best shooter.[/b] *they all begin arguing about who should do the shot*
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"This sounds dangerous. Who are they taking out?"
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Who else? Oh... You weren't here last time, huh?
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"No this is the first we've met I believe.."
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Well, then I don't quite trust you enough to tell you everything, but those guys are bad, I have a yellow scarf, and we need to leave silently.
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"Yellow scarf, got it." *looks around* "Which way out?"
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Past all of them.
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"Uh well then.. You lead I follow."
