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Edited by CeramicFiber:
4/27/2015 8:36:14 PM
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I bet you're the cab-[url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]
English
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Sorry, i don't click on links
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If you're a Seinfeld fan you'll make an exception. If not drive me into that wall over there.
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*loves Seinfeld* *drives you into that wall over there*
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You really are drunk. Or crazy.
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Or both
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Edited by CeramicFiber: 4/27/2015 8:56:41 PMDear god GET ME OUT THIS TAXI!!!! *can hear highway to hell on the radio*
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*laughs maniacally* *revs engine* *pedal to the metal*
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*tries to open doors*
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*door slaps your face*
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*confused* Let me out or else * pulls two day old taco bell bean burrito out of backpack* I'm warning you, I'll eat it
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*laughs* Go ahead
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*eats burrito and a foul smell appears* * let's out a bitter sweet laughter* WORTH!!!
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*inhales* [spoiler]with my mouth[/spoiler]
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*confused x10* I didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice. *Does the JINGLE* LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE * Jake from state farm appears*
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*stomps on breaks* *turns into gargoyle* *turns head back, eyes shine red* Get the -blam!- out Jake from state farm!
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*he revokes your car insurance*
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I AM car insurance! ! *grabs em by the hair, slams him against the front seat*
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Good, last I filed a claim it didn't cover my repairs which forced me to resort hiring taxis. *take his wallet*
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I'm not done *drags Jake out the taxi* -blam!- you Jake! *stomps his face in*
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You really are the cab naught-C Do you know Jake personally?
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No i don't. *Jake stops breathing* There. *shoves him in the trunk*
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To the nearest ditch. And stop for some flowers. I'm no monster, I respect the dead.
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*drives you to the nearest ditch. After stopping for some flowers*
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*pokes body with a stick (always wanted to do that) and kicks body into ditch* *gives you the flowers* Time to go our separate ways and this never happen. *leaves Without paying*
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*digs body up, stuffs em into the trunk* That's payment enough.
