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4/28/2015 4:21:57 AM
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I AM car insurance! !
*grabs em by the hair, slams him against the front seat*
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Good, last I filed a claim it didn't cover my repairs which forced me to resort hiring taxis. *take his wallet*
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I'm not done *drags Jake out the taxi* -blam!- you Jake! *stomps his face in*
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You really are the cab naught-C Do you know Jake personally?
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No i don't. *Jake stops breathing* There. *shoves him in the trunk*
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To the nearest ditch. And stop for some flowers. I'm no monster, I respect the dead.
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*drives you to the nearest ditch. After stopping for some flowers*
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*pokes body with a stick (always wanted to do that) and kicks body into ditch* *gives you the flowers* Time to go our separate ways and this never happen. *leaves Without paying*
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*digs body up, stuffs em into the trunk* That's payment enough.
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Edited by CeramicFiber: 4/28/2015 5:24:47 AMBut I never buried the body. HOW CORPSES DO YOU HAVE THERE?!?!?!
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Too many
