I dunno baby. I might just want to go to your place.
*chugs down the rest of the beer in my hand.
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Ok *drives you to floodzone bar*
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So... I have a penis, you have a mouth. Think you can give me a bj? [spoiler]I'm so sorry xD[/spoiler]
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I also see i have a hand, and this knife... *castrates you* [spoiler]also, i hope u dont get banned. Its been happening a lot lately [/spoiler]
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Ouch. Well I'll be off on my not-so-merry way. [spoiler]Banned huh? First Amendment doesn't cover that?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]idk, ppl have gotten banned for posting that "swiggity swaggity" gif [/spoiler]
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Well it's been a pleasure talking to you Ms.Julie, but alas, I must go to bed. Good night, sweet princess *kisses hand I pray to god I will see you again [spoiler]Anyways, later gator ;)[/spoiler]
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*punches you as you try to kiss my hand* No one touches me.
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[spoiler]it doesnt, pm a mentor, they will explain [/spoiler]