As the great Kainamii stated...(NOTE I'M NOT TAKING CREDIT FOR THIS)
Gjallarhorn is 100% American. The -blam!- are you people who are claiming that it's some Norse shit smoking?
G is for Guns
J is for Justice
A is for America
L is for Liberty
L is for more Liberty
A is for Apathy
R is for Religion
H is for Horizontally challenged
O is for Obama/Oil
R is for Redneck
N is for Nothing beats America
Also, more proof that Gjallarhorn is American is the fact that guardians call upon we wielders of the Gjallarhorn to fight their battles for them, or we simply butt in and intervene akin to 'MURICA.
*EAGLE SCREECH WITH NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYING IN BACKGROUND*
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USA muthaafucccaa!
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I agree with this post. America number 1!!!!
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Do I really need to bring up the past wars for America? The Brits on here are probably 14 and under because you guys are stupid.
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Geezz I thought for a minute there he was gonna use another word for that last letter!
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Now, this is just a theory of mine, but what if it stands for Australia
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Edited by Engla II: 4/29/2015 1:38:26 PMO for Overweight. [url=http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/obesity-overweight.htm]69.0% of Muricns are fat[/url]
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AMERICA -blam!- YEAH
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Lol, justice and american dont fit in one sentence. 1big corrupt country. Religion? Haha, Huray for gay marriagges..apathy? You mean all the black guys your cops shot in the first fee months of 2015? Fun fact: us cops have killed more unarmed men in 2015 than UK cops have in 50+ years. Etc etc. Muricca was great once, Now it's rotten.
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Sorry but I'm too busy enjoying my free healthcare than reading your post. #NHS
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Edited by Kopi_Snipes96: 4/30/2015 2:21:17 PMG= God Complex J= Jokers A= Accusing L= Late L= Liars A= Aids(not the good kind) R= Racist H= Haters O= Offensive R= Ridiculous N= Nauseous Your right! Totally American [b]EDIT[/b] This is for these idiots who don't realize that this was meant to a joke about the original post. So stop treating this as if I'm being serious and stop commenting angry comments
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The title alone made me laugh hahaha
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Haha, so funny, but so so true ;)
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[quote]N is for Nothing beats America[/quote] Except Asians, specifically the Chinese, Koreans, and Vietnamese.
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Man, people really get into a pointless pissing contests over trivial things dont they?
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If gjally was American surely it would kill more friendlies than enemies? And constantly brag about its superiority when in fact is the laughing stock of the world?
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Lol America is #1 but we can do better!
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God damnit. Even if you arent serius, the people in America that are like this, make me hate my own country. Damn damn damn them.
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It's fat and white
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Designed in Seattle, WA Made in China
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G is for communism J is for communism A is for communism L is for communism L is for communism A is for communism R is for communism H is for communism O is for communism R is for communism N is for communism You can't escape communism.
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Lol this is great
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Edited by ZombieKami: 4/29/2015 3:27:52 PMI don't see why President Obama receives so much hate. Bush was a dumbass and handed off a terrible country as is without fixing shit, but he receives no flack. Instead the POTUS receives all the hate. We get it, you don't want a black president. Don't make it so obvious, if you don't want to be blunt. Also, if you guys are so passionate about the wellbeing of America, then run for President. :) Edit: when I say Bush receives no flack, I am referring to the blame for America's state of declination [i][b]today[/b][/i]. He shouldn't receive it entirely, but at least a portion considering his strikingly idiotic leadership.
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False! Gjallarhorn is the horn the Nordic god Heimdal will sound when Fenrir breaks free of his chains. Ragnarok will begin and the Asgardians will die seldom two.
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Edited by Kidy97: 4/29/2015 5:36:42 PMA country built on indians (amerindians...) corpses. Liberty..
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Edited by FlAgtWash: 4/29/2015 2:21:20 PMGjallarhorn is an ancient Nordic word and is pronounced Yallarhorn it is not amarican one bit