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Edited by xIXEROHOURIx:
4/29/2015 9:53:07 PM
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Proof that Gjallarhorn is 100% American
As the great Kainamii stated...(NOTE I'M NOT TAKING CREDIT FOR THIS)
Gjallarhorn is 100% American. The -blam!- are you people who are claiming that it's some Norse shit smoking?
G is for Guns
J is for Justice
A is for America
L is for Liberty
L is for more Liberty
A is for Apathy
R is for Religion
H is for Horizontally challenged
O is for Obama/Oil
R is for Redneck
N is for Nothing beats America
Also, more proof that Gjallarhorn is American is the fact that guardians call upon we wielders of the Gjallarhorn to fight their battles for them, or we simply butt in and intervene akin to 'MURICA.
*EAGLE SCREECH WITH NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYING IN BACKGROUND*
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18 RepliesYou are an embarrassment to the United States. Please stop acting like you represent the rest of the country.
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I like how the Americans pick on Obama and dont really care about the Redneck, Apathy and Horizontally Challenged part. I even made sure to have an equal spread of good and bad things.
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I some how feel better after reading this... Weird
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6 Replies*sigh* posts like these make me hate my country even more than my country makes me hate my country.
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8 RepliesTypical American idiot post... #muted
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3 RepliesFunniest thread I've seen in awhile. Good job. Also, everyone knows that George Washington was the best president, and each one after him has been consecutively worse making obama the worse president in the history of the United states. Good day gents.
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32 RepliesEdited by chf4242: 4/29/2015 2:44:14 PMIt's Norse genius. Typical American thinking everything is about them.
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Well I think we just figured out the primary weapon used for 9/11. I knew jet fuel couldn't melt steel beams.
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I love my country tis of thee sweet land of Liberty! All who follow our communist president and drink his anti American koolaide can -blam!-ing leave my country, like yesterday!
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6 RepliesIf Gjallahorn was American it would broadcast a commercial in between rockets. Also the wolfpack rounds would be loaded with calories and simply kill enemies through instant heart attacks.
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America is like the Earth's police. Gjallahorn is the Destiny police. Gjallahorn is American.
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Nah it destroys everything in its path including the ozone. Im american af and i approve this message.
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Nah its elegant and a work of art
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I violated the Code of Conduct or the rules of this clan and was met with Ninja Justice
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2 RepliesO is for Obama....Suddenly it feels less American to me.
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4 RepliesWhy horizontally challenged?
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USA FTW.
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5 RepliesLol I saw this when there were no replies Now you have fking 700 Well Holy shit Congratz Any butthurt Europeans yet?
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People getting butt hurt over a joke lol This is the world we live in ladies and gentlemen. I love how you put that the illuminati told you this. Funny stuff. xD
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USA USA USA USA
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Murica
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The amount of butthurt Europeans is too damn high [spoiler]seriously though just chill out, you guys are so salty over a joke and it's quite annoying[/spoiler]
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Bungie is located in ....America; everything from destiny is technically American.
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2 RepliesGjallahorn isn't even an American word. Crota is Jewish and doesn't let anyone kill him. Atheon is Chinese bc his vault is made of glass.
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Was actually made in China.
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1 ReplyEdited by HealTankDPS: 4/30/2015 12:00:37 AMI heard the call, "we need to spread America!" I equip my all American gun and shoot American bullets at nonAmericans because the tower told me too.. America is not be blamed, the tower and the residents that live there are!
