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Edited by xIXEROHOURIx:
4/29/2015 9:53:07 PM
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Proof that Gjallarhorn is 100% American
As the great Kainamii stated...(NOTE I'M NOT TAKING CREDIT FOR THIS)
Gjallarhorn is 100% American. The -blam!- are you people who are claiming that it's some Norse shit smoking?
G is for Guns
J is for Justice
A is for America
L is for Liberty
L is for more Liberty
A is for Apathy
R is for Religion
H is for Horizontally challenged
O is for Obama/Oil
R is for Redneck
N is for Nothing beats America
Also, more proof that Gjallarhorn is American is the fact that guardians call upon we wielders of the Gjallarhorn to fight their battles for them, or we simply butt in and intervene akin to 'MURICA.
*EAGLE SCREECH WITH NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYING IN BACKGROUND*
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1 ReplyEdited by HealTankDPS: 4/30/2015 12:00:37 AMI heard the call, "we need to spread America!" I equip my all American gun and shoot American bullets at nonAmericans because the tower told me too.. America is not be blamed, the tower and the residents that live there are!
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1 ReplyThere's also a sticker on the bottom that says "Made in China" ...Now we know
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6 RepliesEagles don't screech, that's actually a hawk dubbed in. You're whole life is a lie.
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Your damn right it is.
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2 RepliesClose this post, the only people on it are 1) Non-Americans who don't realize it's a joke, and not just a joke but satire of ourselves 2) Americans who get mad at group 1 for instead of calmly explaining it like I am doing now
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2 RepliesIts american because you yanks want to cause as many explosions as possible yet tend to miss your shots.........did you never wonder why it has tracking?
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you can't put redneck and Obama together hey hate each other
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America!!!!!!
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6 RepliesEdited by DarkOcean75: 4/29/2015 10:04:53 PMPosts like this make me sad to be American
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1 ReplyWut DAFUQ IZ NOT MURICAN IZ..... *looks at tags* Oh. Okay.
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'Murica
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Too much LIBERTY! #AmericaMasterRace #Ghallamerica #HL3confirmed
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AMERICA -blam!- YEAH!!!!!!
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3 RepliesIts people like you that make the rest of us hate Americans.
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11 RepliesI would completely agree, except that you included Obama in your argument FOR America. Obama is a -blam!-ing Socialist at best. America is historically and always WILL be an anti-socialist/ communist/ Marxist state. Change the O and we can have a laugh together. Otherwise, take your Gally back to the Vikings and kindly set yourselves on fire. (Funeral pyre- don't kill yourselves.)
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4 RepliesLol g8 b8 m8 Apathy should have came after Obama though because it was never an American characteristic until he took office. :-/
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1 ReplyThis is hilarious!(except for obama part) Good job man
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God bless America
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1 ReplyI laughed so hard I think I pissed myself.
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One edit. N is for Norris. As in Chuck Norris, the ultimate American.
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Lol horizontally challenged.
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The simplest and easiest reason to believe the Gjallarhorn is 100% American (except for the name ... probably made by immigrants), is that it is 100% overkill ("We'll make a rocket that explodes into other rockets when it detonates!").
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http://youtu.be/nQd7g565e2I
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1 ReplyRed while and betr thn yu.
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I was having a chuckle, right up until "Obama"
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Change Obama too overly masculine xD
