As the great Kainamii stated...(NOTE I'M NOT TAKING CREDIT FOR THIS)
Gjallarhorn is 100% American. The -blam!- are you people who are claiming that it's some Norse shit smoking?
G is for Guns
J is for Justice
A is for America
L is for Liberty
L is for more Liberty
A is for Apathy
R is for Religion
H is for Horizontally challenged
O is for Obama/Oil
R is for Redneck
N is for Nothing beats America
Also, more proof that Gjallarhorn is American is the fact that guardians call upon we wielders of the Gjallarhorn to fight their battles for them, or we simply butt in and intervene akin to 'MURICA.
*EAGLE SCREECH WITH NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYING IN BACKGROUND*
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Change Obama too overly masculine xD
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My eyes are bleeding reading this post...
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Are you sure N is not for anything else? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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SWIGGITY ∧_∧ ( ̄3 ̄) ⊂ ⊂ ) ( ( ( (_(_) Swooty ∧_∧ ( ̄3 ̄) ( U つ ) ) ) (_)_) I'm ∧_∧ ( ̄3 ̄) ⊂_へ つ (_)| 彡 (_) Coming ∧_∧ ( -_- )っ (っ / Lノ┘ For that ∧___∧ ⊂( -_ - ) ヽ ⊂二/ (⌒) / Booty! / \ | 。 。 | \ ___ (•_•) <) )╯ When you're ready / \ ( •_•) <( (> Come and get it / \ (•_•) ~( )~ NA NA NA NA / \" (•_•) <) )- if yo age is / \ (•_•) /( (> not on the clock / \ Get (•_•)/ <) ) ready for my cock / \ \(•_•) ( (> your leaving? / \ (•_•) <) )/ well / \ \(•_•) ( (> then / \ (•_•) <) )> bye / \ \(•_•) ( (> so I'm like / \ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ \(`0`)// ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER BITCH (•_•) <) )╯because bitch I'm / \ ⊂_ヽ \\ _ \( •_•) 2 < ⌒ヽ F / へ\ A / / \\ B レ ノ ヽ_つ 4 / / Y / /| O ( (ヽ U | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lノ (_/
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Bruh...
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Lol this post is just so lolz
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You forgot the Y [i]gjallarhorny[/i] Y is for you who desperately wants a gjallay :D Lol jk. I know you have one but I had to make the joke xD
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Lol this is an awesome post, finally something that's not crying, whining, and complaining about pointless crap that happens in the crucible. 20 bumps because you deserve it!
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Why would we want Obama as part of Gjallahorn. Maybe, just maybe if he did something good for the country, but really??
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USA USA USA THESE COLORS DON'T RUN COME AND TAKE IT REMEMBER THE ALAMO
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I think your right it is American. After all it's the weapon that does the most damage
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I hope Russia kick your ass
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This weapon was created to destroy those communist bastards God bless America
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'Murcia The pinnacle of humor in 2015. God save us all.
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Are you 12?
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MURICA
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Dumb-blam!- Its was manufactured in China becuase Bungie cant afford to have made in Assmerica
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-blam!- you brush your teeth.
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If it was american, it would be larger......
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Chinese, Japanese, English, British, Irish and Germans are all American aswell...
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Proof that Obama is Canadian, O for Oh Canada, our home and native land B for beer, because we drink beer A for American, not. M, for Maple leaf A, pronounced eh, which usually comes at the end of a sentence. That's why he won't release his true birth certificate.
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Edited by ChiknStew29: 4/29/2015 8:21:52 PMTell your mom.... the Gravy train Just left And I want my money back Look at it this way, at least I didn't smack the trick Let me rephrase my simple Attempt at taking you back to school... Really pointless and pathetic thread Had to be written by a child Or, who knows, the balls just haven't dropped Really wish that I could help you Now my time is surely just about up You're just jealous. Your tears of frustration are magical
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Best post ever! MERUCA!
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None of those words represent America. Rednecks... Perhaps. The rest are vacuous illusions.
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-blam!- yeah! Not really though cause america sucks..