*is eating at the table. Having eight steaks and mash potatoes*
AT LEAST YOU WERENT DEAD FOR FOUR DAYS!
*continues eating*
English
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*grabs the steaks from your plate* oh good, I was craving some steak
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NOOOO! ....my steak...
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*hands you a part of a boar that was just given me* here, eat this instead
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*eats it* ....needs gravy. *gravy forms on the table* ......what?
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*looks at you* hand me some of that will ya?
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*hands it to you*
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*takes and apples to boar* damn that's good, so how long you think il be out of commission?
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Not sure. I'm feeling a lot better. My arm stings a bit but I feel great otherwise.
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Well iv got broken various bones, heavy internal bleeding, and temporary vision blurriness
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Oh I'm sure your. *looks at you* Ya...your pretty f#cked up.
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Oh gee thank for pointing out the obvious*grunts in pain* so once again, how long?
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Probably tomorrow.
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*Throws you the boar I caught* If you're hungry eat this
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Thanks*cooks it by casting firaga* *takes a bite* damn that's good, thanks