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4/29/2015 6:40:47 PM
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Take me to the supermarket pls.
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*drives you to the supermarket*
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[i]runs into supermarket and comes back out with 5 large cans of chicken salad[/i]
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*locls the doors* Dump that in the trash
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[i]consumes the chicken salad and puts the containers in the recycling[/i]
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*punches you in the gut 'til you throw up*
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[i]pukes all over Julie[/i] Can I use your washing machine? I hate showers and I'm looking for a way to clean myself
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Yes *washing machines pops up on top of taxi*
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[i]jumps inside washing machine[/i] There's a whites selection but I'm tan... There is no tan selection....
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*dumps chocolate into washing machine* There.
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Happily consumes chocolate while getting cleaned
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[spoiler]is also tanned [/spoiler]
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[i]consumes all teh chocolate and jumps out of washing machine [/i]
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Hey! U clean enough?
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Yeah I'm clean enuf
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Good. *drives*
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*sits*
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