What do you do?
Edit: There's a lot of pyromaniacs in here...
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I will kill it with my dildo
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*Runs up stairs and closes door* I'll be safe till dinner.
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Smash it with a hammer.
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if that is real im donw wow if you xant run find something sharp and try you're best to kill that mofo
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Blow up earth and live on the moon with the fallen and hive
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Sacrifice my children to it, to hopefully appease it.
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Move out.
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Kill it Duh
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Get a knife
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Keep it and name him Charles
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Go to my car and get my"BIG BOOT"
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Burn the ever living out of it..ALL OF IT
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Keep her and call her Mary Sue. The babies can stay as well :3
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Burn it before it breeds, set fire to the egg sac, burn your whole house down if need be just don't ever let it reproduce and make more
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You might as well quit now because you're fücking plundered kiddo
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It blows up. Thank you lack of oxygen during this time period!
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..contact pest control?
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Edited by tangoftw16: 5/8/2015 1:33:23 AMI get a -blam!-ing ak and roast the hell out of that demon
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Grab my replica of Sting.
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Edited by Hunter: 5/8/2015 1:26:13 AMI will shoot it and burn all the babies then nuke it's remains. I will then ask Bill Gates to pay the $5 billion fine for me
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Call... The Angry Marines.
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Hope to god that I didn't leave my gun right next to it.
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I'm really sorry but it must be destroyed before it can spark a spider uprising *launches entire nuclear arsenal at spider* I'm so so sorry!
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Pee on it
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Edited by Elite-Hunter_17: 5/7/2015 11:21:18 PMI would do nothing at that very moment, imagine how far that thing could leap once attacked... I would make sure all the openings underneath and above the door(s) are sealed off for that room firstly. Then I would get at least three of those six pack foggers meant for taking out insects, open up one of the doors, set off a minimum of eighteen foggers one by one to make sure the job is done, throw them inside the room, and close the door... ....But not before yelling, "Tactical nuke incoming!" ;D
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Forget burning the house down, if those exist in the world I'm burning the world