What do you do?
Edit: There's a lot of pyromaniacs in here...
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Run back to my uncle chemestry lab, get some 20M HCL to kill that monster
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"Hey ted... oh shit you're a girl"
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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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Move house
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I don't know what I would do. I hate killing things, even bugs, Mosquitos being the only exception. I would probably carefully try to get it out of my house.
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Edited by Understriker888: 5/3/2015 10:55:16 PMhttp://www.gold-eagle.com/editorials_08/images/rosen013009a.gif
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1. This photo was probably taken in Australia. 2. Hit it with a Nokia.
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*calls in artillery strike*
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Edited by GammaF88: 5/2/2015 10:50:29 PMYour only option is to shut the door, lock it, disconnect the room from your house, cover it in cement, move it outdoors, perform an ancient rite for sealing away the evil spirits under the full moon, fire it into the sun with a giant slingshot, burn the house down, napalm the ashes, then wall it off and have the Swiss Guard and an army of ninjas guard the ashes of the ashes until the town is evacuated and an orbital nuclear strike can be called in.
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Well, I'd do the logical thing. Call pest control. Then, when they arrive, they'ed realize what they're dealing with, and then they'ed call a specialist group. Basically, an infinite loop until we get a swat team to eliminate it.
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Cleverly gain it's trust and make it think your best friends then wait a week. After these 7 days you will wait till it falls asleep. You then call everyone that was in the end of expendables 2. Chuck norris, the terminator etc. after doing so you will get dr. Banner from marvel universe and make him angry. To top it off you get Michael bay to come. After this wake the spider up. Then, all of these bosses will fight the spider to the death. However, right when the spider is killed its babies have hatched. They will then kill everyone but chuck norris and the hulk. Hulk smashes. Chuck norris will be a boss. There will be a huge explosion. After the smoke clears, the baby spiders will be no more. PROBLEM SOLVING LIKE A BOSS
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Try to fill a soul gem or hit it with a jabbawockie
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CALL CHUCK NORRIS
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Throw a pillow at it
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Burn the whole place down.
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I swear officer the spider was the size of my head burning the house down was only logical.
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Just to be safe.
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Who needs a house anyways[spoiler]am I right[/spoiler]
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Throw a pokeball at it
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>Move to Russia >Study law and business >Become rich >Campaign >Become Czar >Get hold of nuclear codes >Nuke it all
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"Honey, hand me my alien gun."
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Edited by SpokenEnvy: 5/3/2015 7:39:44 PMHave you guys ever crushed a spider, but when you lifted the shoe, newspaper, etc it disappeared from existence? That's the scariest -blam!- ever. It's like they have perks or something
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I will send mine after it
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Kill it with deez nutz
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Oh bby