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5/1/2015 3:39:28 AM
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You Enter your House and this is on your Wall
What do you do?
Edit: There's a lot of pyromaniacs in here...
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1 ReplyWalk out of my house, toss a light match into it, Never look back
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It's nothing to worry about. Probably get some specialist in to shift it. I never kill spiders. They're one of the most maligned creatures on the planet.
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Edited by HERETIC: 5/2/2015 8:52:29 AMWtf burn the house down what else do you want me to do?! [spoiler]this is what flame throwers are made for[/spoiler]
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Grabs gjallarhorn. Shoots gjallarhorn. Everyone dies. Proximity.
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2 RepliesLeave and never comeback.
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6 RepliesLets play hangman -----------. l l l l l l ---- __ __ __ __
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Burn everything in fire.
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Ya know man, there's a lot a flamethrower can do.
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1 ReplyFlamethrower
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Step 1: Exit house immediately Step 2: Run away Step 3: Call in a tactical missile strike on my house Step 4: Call Fire Department Step 5: Explain that there was a huge spider, and that I have severe arachnophobia and hope they understand. Step 6: Make a public statement apologizing for frightening the city with a missile. Step 7: Find somewhere else to live.
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Smite it with [u][i][b]FIRE!!![/b][/i][/u]
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1) scream like a girl. 2) see step 1. 3) run out the house 4) see step 1. 5) call exterminator. 6) call the estate agent. 7) move.
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1 Reply1) Run outside screaming 2) Get in my car and drive to the nearest gas station 3) Buy the most potent alcohol available, a lighter, some cloth rags and buy as much gasoline as I can 4) Drink, drive and cry profusely 5) Once enough of the beer bottles are empty, I'd fill them with gasoline, and stuff a cloth rag in each 6) Set the cloth on fire 7) through the Molotov cocktails at my house 8) Sit in my lawn, drink the rest of my beers and congratulate myself on a job well done
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Enters house* Sees horror of seven hells on wall* Draws sword* "THE KING IN THE NORTH" *go down fighting as hordes of arachnids assimilate my body*
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2 RepliesI Ask "do you bleed" It says"hsss" I say "you will"
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Leave the house call the cops and burn the house.
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Take it off and put it away for next year
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Run the -blam!- out of my house
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Pet Mrs. Spider ^-^[spoiler]with an atomic bomb >:)[/spoiler]
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Step on it
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Improvise a flamethrower and kill it with fire.
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I exercise my second amendment rights.
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1 ReplyI had a nightmare about seeing a 3 foot long spider, it jumped 15 feet towards me. I was trying to call to my dad, but I couldn't talk
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*enters house & sees that* *leaves house*
