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Edited by Heavens:
5/1/2015 3:39:28 AM
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You Enter your House and this is on your Wall
What do you do?
Edit: There's a lot of pyromaniacs in here...
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Make friends with it feed it baby cows get a good bond with the monstrous beast and then create an allegiance for it to sit on the faces of people who post crying threads about gjallerhorns and such
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Id get that big basturt stoned as hell and feed it a sausage roll. Then once ive gained its trust, id tame it and then ride on the back of its carapace to work. Seriously I bet this thing could eat aboot four sausage rolls and no even flinch.
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Call a few friends, get drunk, and try to trap that bitch.
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Won't get my eyes off it... Ask some 1 for help like a friend. Then ill try kill the big one first. When that's done ill burn that whole nest.
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4 RepliesMITTENS HAD BABIES!!!!!
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Back out slowly to not show fear then set it ablaze and fill it full of holes
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Fap and moneyshot
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2 RepliesI vomit on and then fuсk it,
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spray it with bug spray and then pour salt and kool-aid on it while it's gargling in it's own blood on the floor.
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This is even better then having a lion as a pet.
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I would do what any rational, thinking human being would do. Burn the world, burn it all.
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KILL IT WITH -blam!-ING FIRE! IF THAT -blam!-ING THING IS STILL ALIVE NUJE IT! NUJE IT FROM SPACE TO! EVEN IF ITS DEAD STILL HIT THAT DAMNED THING WITH A HALO ARRAY BLAST!
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Get my cat to kill it like it does with all the other spiders. If that doesn't work... [spoiler]Pack up and move to the other side of the world to mourn my dead cat.[/spoiler]
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Immediately walk out saying "Nope!" then proceed to call 911 reporting an oversized arachnid in my home. They arrive, I request they shoot it.
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"We're moving."
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Burn my house down...
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Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope
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1 ReplySo much for bed
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Gtfo and call the SWAT team...
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1 Reply*dies*
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Burn the house down
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Inope wouldnope leavenope thenope mothernope -blam!-ingnope housenope
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Have a heart attack. On the off chance that I don't, I would sleep at a friends house until an exterminator killed everything even resembling life in my house.
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Calmly turn around, exit the home and burn it the ground.
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