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4/30/2015 1:31:14 AM
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Alright, wait here. I won't be long.
*walks into the store and comes back out 10 minutes later with a baby unicorn on a leash*
*casually climbs back in the back seat of your cab holding the unicorn on his lap*
Alright. Next stop is the nearest pizza parlor. Any will do; no rush again.
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*eyes unicorn* *drives to nearest pizza parlor*
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Edited by A Cat At Capcom: 4/30/2015 2:10:42 AMThank you, wait again please. I'm going to order it as take out. *hops out with his unicorn and walks into the pizza parlor; 10 minutes later he walks back out with a large pepperoni pizza, and climbs back in your cab setting down the pizza next to the empty space next to him in the back seat and holding his unicorn on his lap once again* Could you kindly take us to the nearest open field? A grassy one would be nice, but any will do. *proceeds to feed a pizza slice to his unicorn*
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*glares at unicorn* *drives you to open field*
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*by the time we get there, he has fed the entire pizza to his pet unicorn; before getting out of the cab he taps the driver on the shoulder* Do you dislike my unicorn? I.. I.. couldn't help to notice the looks you were giving it.
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I want to kill it
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*hugs his unicorn tightly* Why would you want to do such a thing? *he asks nervously and attentively waits for the answer*
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Because. . . It's [i]unclean[/i]
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Oh that's it? This is our last stop, so don't worry. How much do I owe you? *he proceeds to pull out his wallet, and as he's pulling out bills, his unicorn releases a sparkling, rainbow colored lump of excrement right on the seats* Uh...
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*sees this* This is gonna cost you that unicorn...
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Or.. I can just pay the fare...?
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Or, just hand em over.
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*Clumsily hurries out of the cab with the unicorn in his arms and starts running down the field* I can't let you have him!
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[b]HEY![/b] *steps on the gas pedal, chases after you*
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*Trips and falls, and his body is impaled by accident by the unicorn's horn, clean through the heart; after agonizing momentarily he stops breathing and he lies on the grass motionless. The unicorn runs off abandoning the body*
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*takes your corpse, shoves it into the trunk* *gets in taxi* *chases after unicorn*
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*unicorn shoots you and kills you with beam*
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[spoiler]unicorn kisses my ass[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]nuuuuuuuuuuu[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yuuusss[/spoiler]
