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4/30/2015 2:37:30 AM
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*hugs his unicorn tightly* Why would you want to do such a thing? *he asks nervously and attentively waits for the answer*
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Because. . . It's [i]unclean[/i]
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Oh that's it? This is our last stop, so don't worry. How much do I owe you? *he proceeds to pull out his wallet, and as he's pulling out bills, his unicorn releases a sparkling, rainbow colored lump of excrement right on the seats* Uh...
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*sees this* This is gonna cost you that unicorn...
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Or.. I can just pay the fare...?
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Or, just hand em over.
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*Clumsily hurries out of the cab with the unicorn in his arms and starts running down the field* I can't let you have him!
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[b]HEY![/b] *steps on the gas pedal, chases after you*
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*Trips and falls, and his body is impaled by accident by the unicorn's horn, clean through the heart; after agonizing momentarily he stops breathing and he lies on the grass motionless. The unicorn runs off abandoning the body*
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*takes your corpse, shoves it into the trunk* *gets in taxi* *chases after unicorn*
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*unicorn shoots you and kills you with beam*
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[spoiler]unicorn kisses my ass[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]nuuuuuuuuuuu[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yuuusss[/spoiler]
