> be me
> wife wants fuk
> gonna go poison the waterhole
> whip le dick out
> wife give blow job
> charlie sheen knocks on door
> get high
> smoke weed eryday
> lenny shows up
> ooh bby
> we all go to disneyland
> ride tea cups
> puke everywhere
> swim in puke
> take it in the bumhole
> desticle shows up
> we start shrekoning
> shrek eats desticle with his slimy hot dog
> all clap for the amazing shrek
> he hops in rectum and dissappears
> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) sticks a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> we all hop in wormhole
> guys causing trouble in my neighborhood
> get in one little fight
> mom gets scared
> mfw she says im moving to bel air
> call for cab
> mfw license plate says fresh
> dice in mirror
> pull up to house about 7 or 8
> mfw yell to cabby smell ya later
> look at kingdom
> sit on throne as fresh prince of bel air
> bang queen
> become king
> king threatens to kill me
> comes at me with machine gun
> absorb bullets with butthole black hole
> crota is now dead
> why why did you take the stuff
> idonteven.jpg
> likebruh.png
> yo mamas so fat she is fat
> buy sulfuric acid
> drink some
>mfw
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And that kids is how I met your mother.