Why shouldn't you iron a Four Leaf clover?
[spoiler]because you don't want to press your luck[/spoiler]
Why shouldn't you buy velcro?
[spoiler]because it's a ripoff[/spoiler]
What did the rock climber name his son?
[spoiler]Cliff[/spoiler]
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
[spoiler]A pizza tastes better after it's been put in the oven[/spoiler]
Yes, I know you said one, but I have more than one good one.
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Wow...tasteful and tasteless all in the same breath...lmao tho..i can care less abt taste...the jokes are cool...and my best friend is jewish...mwwwahaha...nice way to piss em off...ima keep dat in the back pocket
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Here's two more for ya: What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? [spoiler]A Boy Scout returns from camp[/spoiler] How do you fit 100 Jews in one car? [spoiler]The ash tray[/spoiler]