*walks up to counter* "Hi, um, what the longest amount of time I'm allowed to stay at this hotel?"
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Well, how long are you looking to stay? We have apartments you could rent.
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"I would like the biggest apartment for 6 months please"
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You're sure there's nothing sketchy? That'll be $25 a night, for six months.
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"No sir, nothing sketchy at all. Also I'd like to pay for this all in cash right now" *hands you suitcase full of money with a lot extra than what the room should cost*