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5/1/2015 3:19:14 PM
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My mom ran away before I was born
I never knew her, she ran away from my dad before I was born... So sad
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My dad died before he lost his virginity
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Seems legit
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My mom didn't even show up to her own funeral lol
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Thsi explains so much...
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2 RepliesDid she realize she was carrying extra luggage?
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1 ReplyEdited by N00bly_9: 5/1/2015 10:51:06 PMAmerican Dad!
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1 ReplyEdited by Not That Guy: 5/1/2015 10:48:31 PM"Where's Perry?"
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1 ReplyHow is that possible?
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1 ReplyThat would have hurt your soul if she dropped you. [spoiler]Get it[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI knew what I was walking into in this one lol
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1 ReplyThat's pretty cool that your dad kept the egg warm.
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1 Reply2 moms
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1 ReplyWhoah. So are you a platypus?
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1 ReplyWhat! how can your mum run away before you were born when she was pregnant with you??
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2 RepliesThis is sad sorry mate that happened yo sorry for dad and your mom cause they did ran away at first then they made tacos over night with alot of gravy but like i always say dont put the salad in a bowl unless you going to eat or else its just waste so remember these words mate and you will make lemons
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1 ReplyI dont want to be mean, but how tha fock did ur mum ran away before u were born?
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1 ReplyAt least your dad kept the egg warm.
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3 RepliesI was like "oh that's sa...wait a minute"
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Gg no re
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1 Replyget rekt
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1 ReplyThat's...impressive.
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Doesn't show up :/
