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5/1/2015 10:34:38 PM
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*turns into gargoyle, carries you to your doorstep. Digs through your pockets, finds your keys, opens the door, tosses your in, all the way straight to your bed. Your body hits the wall above your bed, and then collapses onto the bed*
*keeps your wallet*
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*wakes up in pain* WTAF
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[spoiler]*you see the dent on the wall behind your bed*[/spoiler]
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Dafuq Where's my wallet?
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[spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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*stares at your car* You're dead
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But. . .[spoiler]it's a taxi[/spoiler]
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Don't care
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It has feelings
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Ultron had feelings too.Did Tony care?NO! *aims Stinger*
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*readies face*
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Dafuq *shoots Stinger* *[b][u]CAR[/u][/b] goes boom* *BLOOD EVERYWHERE*
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*blood goes in my mouth*[spoiler]& it tastes great[/spoiler]
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(Blood tastes good) My wallet may be gone but at least your car is gone too.MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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*taxi reassembles* [spoiler]great > good[/spoiler]
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=_= Not fair!
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Totes fair
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Can i keep the wallet?o.o
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Okay ( ._.)
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