Get 'er done.
Disclaimer: Try to stray away from well know Halo/Destiny quotes. They've already been done before, I can guarantee it.
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"...So people are dying left and right and all of sudden this guy decides to run at me with a spoon. A SPOON HAHAHA! So I scoop his stupid little eyeballs out with it and his kids are there all crying like WAAHHHH! And he's runnin' into stuff and... hahaha! Oh man... I guess you had to be there."