1) Run outside screaming 2) Get in my car and drive to the nearest gas station 3) Buy the most potent alcohol available, a lighter, some cloth rags and buy as much gasoline as I can 4) Drink, drive and cry profusely 5) Once enough of the beer bottles are empty, I'd fill them with gasoline, and stuff a cloth rag in each 6) Set the cloth on fire 7) through the Molotov cocktails at my house 8) Sit in my lawn, drink the rest of my beers and congratulate myself on a job well done