What do you do?
Edit: There's a lot of pyromaniacs in here...
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Step 1: Exit house immediately Step 2: Run away Step 3: Call in a tactical missile strike on my house Step 4: Call Fire Department Step 5: Explain that there was a huge spider, and that I have severe arachnophobia and hope they understand. Step 6: Make a public statement apologizing for frightening the city with a missile. Step 7: Find somewhere else to live.