[url]http://imgur.com/Qv9jCJr[/url]
Shown above is a graphic image of an accident earlier this afternoon when an on duty spartan killed an armed, grey elite in cold blood. Rioters have hit the streets of New Mombassa and are destroying every business in sight. We'll have more on the developing story at 10.
In other news, authorities are cracking down on the massive transportation of methane within local grunt cartels.
[spoiler][b]#ELITELIVESMATTER[/b][/spoiler]
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For a second I thought this was serious news. Then I remembered we're in Offtopic.