Cleverly gain it's trust and make it think your best friends then wait a week. After these 7 days you will wait till it falls asleep. You then call everyone that was in the end of expendables 2. Chuck norris, the terminator etc. after doing so you will get dr. Banner from marvel universe and make him angry. To top it off you get Michael bay to come. After this wake the spider up. Then, all of these bosses will fight the spider to the death. However, right when the spider is killed its babies have hatched. They will then kill everyone but chuck norris and the hulk. Hulk smashes. Chuck norris will be a boss. There will be a huge explosion. After the smoke clears, the baby spiders will be no more. PROBLEM SOLVING LIKE A BOSS