Your only option is to shut the door, lock it, disconnect the room from your house, cover it in cement, move it outdoors, perform an ancient rite for sealing away the evil spirits under the full moon, fire it into the sun with a giant slingshot, burn the house down, napalm the ashes, then wall it off and have the Swiss Guard and an army of ninjas guard the ashes of the ashes until the town is evacuated and an orbital nuclear strike can be called in.