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Edited by Eigerphant: 8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke

Comment with your best joke! Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes

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  • How many elephants fit in a Mini Cooper? [spoiler]4. Two in the front and two in the back[/spoiler] How can you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? [spoiler]footprints in the butter[/spoiler] How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge? [spoiler]they giggle when the lights go out[/spoiler] How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge? [spoiler]you can't quite get the door closed[/spoiler] How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge? [spoiler]theres a Mini Cooper parked outside[/spoiler]

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