*lights dojo on fire, killing everyone
*walks away
*crowd cheering
"Here is a Medal of Honor, you have made the world a better place!" Says president Obama
"You're so sexy thank you for saving us" yelled a random hot girl
"Let's go home babe, we can enjoy our night knowing that the neck beard tribe has been vanquished" I said full off elegance.
*makes beautiful love to the beautiful Brazilian model.
fin.
English
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*Extinguishes the fire before it spreads*
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I'm already dead and so are all of you guys. Obviously didn't read part 2
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*It was a vivid daydream* *You are in a cell with big bubba*
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Random hot girl? More like your right hand you wishful -blam!- XDDDDDD
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[quote]Says president Obama [/quote] That means a lot
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[spoiler]it's always interesting when a troll comes in here. Spices things up a bit. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Don't we just tend to ignore it?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]pretty much. About two or three months ago, this post would have created a war..[/spoiler]
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[quote]obama[/quote] [spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]"she" has a penis[/spoiler]
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***PLOT TWIST*** *After being disgusted by the things I did with a now, confusingly sexy Brazilian transsexual model I ran out of the room. *she/he grsbs my phone and opens bungie app and reads this current thread "You've been posting on that weird rp page on the bungie.net forums...?" she uncomfortably asked "Yes I don't know how it happened, I was bored and next thing I knew.... Wait. I guess this means I'm.... A neckbearder" *The exotic model pulls a glock from her extroadanary cleavage and unleashes a clip into my face Nobody attended my funeral
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[spoiler]go away[/spoiler]