***PLOT TWIST*** *After being disgusted by the things I did with a now, confusingly sexy Brazilian transsexual model I ran out of the room. *she/he grsbs my phone and opens bungie app and reads this current thread "You've been posting on that weird rp page on the bungie.net forums...?" she uncomfortably asked "Yes I don't know how it happened, I was bored and next thing I knew.... Wait. I guess this means I'm.... A neckbearder" *The exotic model pulls a glock from her extroadanary cleavage and unleashes a clip into my face Nobody attended my funeral