- Was outside all weekend.
- Felt something tickling my neck in the car yesterday.
- Was dumbfounded because seatbelt wasn't touching it.
- Feels bump.
- Bump falls off onto seat.
- IT'S A TICK!
- It was big.
- Didn't really freak out.
- Grabbed a napkin and threw it out the window.
- Went back to listening to music.
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If your organs explode and your skin falls off, you'll know that you should've gotten tested.