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Were you in an accident? Battle? Or mugged? Do you need money? Need to hide something(someone,) or need something repaired?
Then you've come to the right place.
Jobs: (PM OP.)
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One-Stop-Everything OWNER-> Julie.
(i work and am an expert in all dpmnts.)
Noble6- [b]Security[/b]
Ingloriouswho98- [b]creepy janitor[/b]
PAWN SHOP EMPLOYEES:
[i]must be savvy with bargaining, and knowledgeable of many rare items. Must be willing to investigate before paying for any item.[/i] Translation: USE GOOGLE IF YOU DON'T KNOW!
Urgent Center Employees:
Emma- [b]Chief Healer, Dpmnt Manager[/b] ( http://imgur.com/VUVrmlL )
StarchLord- Science Advisor
(Swollen puppy pug[cause he drowned]- his assistant)
[i]be savvy about medicine, and alternative medicinal practices. [/i]
Repairs R Us Employees:
Tamefrog7- [b]Gunsmith[/b]
Gozags71- [b]ship mechanic[/b]
MeerkatJames- [b]Mechanic[/b]
[i]if you like weapons, ships, cars, and know the basics of repair: WORK HERE.[/i]
Food Court Employees:
E3IndianBoys- [b]Supervisor[/b]
LilMissSunshine- [b]Deli Manager[/b]
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Can you fix my pride for me? [spoiler]Something... Happened...[/spoiler]
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Can you repair my erectile dysfunction?
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-walks in-
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*reenters with a briefcase* "Well that was a nice summer vacation* *takes out a wrench* "Back to work"
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[b][i][u]BUMP[/u][/i][/b]
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* is throwing a knife at a table *
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Was hit by a traffic cone in halo 3 and got splattered by it
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*walks into shop after a very, very long time* "About that burger I owed you..."
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Are you role players really this pathetic? Seriously, go outside and do something with your lives instead of playing make-believe on an Internet forum.
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I have a sword that can ignite. I killed a lot of damn demons with it.
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I have an Atari 2600.
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I have a limited edition of battletoads
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I have a battleriffle from 2372. Would you be interested.
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This isnt a roleplay website. Go away
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I would like to purchase a [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] Cheeseburger
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[b]a man from the history channel comes in [/b] Would you like to be in a show?
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You got any ramen?
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Got anything to repair cell bars? The little girls— erm, the dog keeps escaping his kennel.
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*sits in corner in dark cloak *
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Heeey julie, look what they're doing to me, trying to trip me up, trying to wear me down, julie I swear it's so hard to bear it and I'll never make it through without you arround, no I'll never make it through without you arround
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Can I be the Science Advisor?
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I need temporary companionship
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URRRGRGRH, THIS ISNT THE PORN SHOP! its the pawn shop!
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I'm still not bant
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Do you have anything to turn my segway into a Roman chariot?