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Let's each share 1 lesson we've learned from experience so that our fellow floodians won't have to make the same mistakes.
#1 Don't eat yellow snow.
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There ain't no rest for the wicked
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"If you don't say goodbye, you aren't really gone. You're just...not here right now"
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That op is always an fgt
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Do lot leave unopened soda cans in your car while it's parked in direct sunlight
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*as he is cleaning his hunting rifle* "Not everything you hear is true, thats why you cant trust the internet or the government." Exact quote from my dad.
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You're money is worth shit once you're dead. It's a part of daily necessity but it's a priority.
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Pain..... It hurts
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My foreskin really came in handy.
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NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT
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Dont stick your dick in there. [spoiler]Don't do it [/spoiler]
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Don't be a douche.
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Travel alone. It will restore your faith in humanity and you'll learn more than any classroom can teach.
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Live and let live. Don't take things too personally.
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Don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick! Mainly applies to guys working in engineering, seen way too many people lose fingers putting them in stupid places.
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Don't let Tyrone -blam!- your ass.
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Bitches be Crazy.
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AntiMormons do not know the church they hate. [spoiler]The Mormons obviously have God on their side if they can make cookies as good as they do.[/spoiler] Serious tip: If she says she wants to bang, and you don't know her enough, she probably has a few STDs scientists still haven't discovered.
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Impatience can destroy you.
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Don't stick your dick in crazy.
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Dont suck off a strap on after doing anal... I threw up everywhere...
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Unless it's shaved ice yum
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Edited by The Deputy: 8/16/2015 4:26:54 AM[url=http://www.thebookoflife.org/on-being-very-normal/]This article[/url] on being normal, and all of the normal everyday things we beat ourselves up about, and really shouldn't We're all flawed
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Don't eat sticky snow
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Deleting win32.exe saved my life
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First love doesn't work out well.