originally posted in:Otiskin
Let's each share 1 lesson we've learned from experience so that our fellow floodians won't have to make the same mistakes.
#1 Don't eat yellow snow.
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Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one. - Bruce Lee
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Never be afraid of a challenge.
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Don't talk to other people. They're stupid, they won't understand.
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Marriage is a full time job.
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Rule #1: 90% of the worlds populations won't care about your opinion. Deal with it.
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Never trust bit ches
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You don't deserve anything, you have to earn what you want
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[b][u]Life Lesson #1[/u][/b] [i]The majority of the time, your gut feeling is right.[/i]
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Edited by Deleted: 7/20/2015 8:10:14 PMTrust no one. [spoiler]*glub*[/spoiler]
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Edited by Deleted User: 8/12/2015 10:58:03 PM[i]"Stealing emblems makes kids butthurt."[/i] Pretty nice lesson
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You can tell a lot about a person by what they say about other's rather then what other's say about them ;)
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Become a person of value rather than a person of success.
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Never associate with people who desire no positive change in their own lives or the lives of others.
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Life sucks, it will most likely always suck, and you're most likely going to work a dead end job and die. It's best to just accept it as the case.
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Number to spam text guardians! Go ham! (801) 647-7060
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Always expect the worse
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Watch out
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Never ask if it can get worse It [b][i][u]ALWAYS[/u][/i][/b] can
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Don't ask about the taste of Cheerios
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Give a man a fire and warm him for one day. Set a man on fire and warm him for the rest of his life. [spoiler]Just kidding. Don't do drugs.[/spoiler]
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Edited by LadiesMan217164: 7/28/2015 10:26:59 AMThere was an important job to be done and Everyone was sure that Someone would do it. Anyone could have done it, but No-one did it. Someone got angry about that because he thought that it was Everyone’s job. Everyone thought that Anyone could do it, but No-one realised that Everyone wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everyone was angry with Someone because No-one did what Anyone could have done! It’s a story about four people named Everyone, Someone, Anyone and No-one. Does Everyone, Someone, Anyone and No-one work where you are?
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Running and screaming is [i]always [/i]a valid option and, occasionally, the only appropriate response.
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Don't stick your dick in crazy. Crazy women are the [b]BEST[/b] in bed by far. But everything else is a -blam!-ing train wreck. Great sex isn't worth ruining your life.[spoiler]but man it's good...[/spoiler]
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Ashikon
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Never get attached to a lesbian because they break hearts.
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Don't stick your dick in what you don't know #downwithgloryholes