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originally posted in:Otiskin
5/4/2015 10:24:31 PM
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Post life lessons you've learned
Let's each share 1 lesson we've learned from experience so that our fellow floodians won't have to make the same mistakes.
#1 Don't eat yellow snow.
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2 RepliesDon't cook bacon shirtless.
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1 ReplyYou can only be so smart, but you can be infinitely stupid.
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I will not fap into the ice cream Wear a condom Kids can go a minute while forced under water before dying, It's easy to escape from Finland to sweden
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3 RepliesA lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
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Lizards can't be politicians.
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Do not eat the free samples of a strange purple fruit while browsing an open air market in a southeast asian country. Also if you get worms, get treatment.
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The world is screwed up, so I don't value its opinion.
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Never I repeat never buy the seasons pass for call of duty.
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ITT tech is a shame, go to community college.
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Don't judge people just because you don't understand them.
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Trust no one
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Never buy a dlc on the blind ( like I did with HOW'S)
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"Don't pee in the school water fountain".
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2 Replies"I have leaned that people will forget what you've said and what you've did... but they will never forget how you made them feel."
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5 RepliesCereal: One bowl a day keeps the projectile vomit away.
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5 RepliesWhen a girl dumps you remember, your right hand never leaves u
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3 RepliesAsking someone out is not as hard as it seems.
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1 ReplyFreedom of speech is not freedom from criticism.
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1 ReplyThere is a major difference between ignorance and stupidity.
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Always pull out...
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1) if you want want something to be done do it yourself and don't rely on others to do it. 2) trust no one.
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Be nice to the people handling your food
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2 RepliesJet fuel can't melt steel beams
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Always have spare toilet paper with you when you're in school.
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If you yell whore around a lot of women and they look at you then you'll know which ones put out. It makes it a lot easier to get laid it lowers the number of women you have to talk to. True story...
