[b]SPECIAL EVENT! I AM NOW HIGH ON SPICE[/b]
AGGGGGGHHHHHH... ALL THE COLORS ARE SO LLOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUD.
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*You begin to see the security guards as super hot chicks in bikinis*
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*rins in fear* THE WOMEN ALWAYS FRIENDZONE ME.... *sobs*
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*Chuck Norris puts his hand on your shoulder.* "Hey man, what's wrong?"
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CHUCK, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
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"I apologize, here, go heal that church over there." *He hands you medicine (you find a Molotov on the floor) and points at the church (Starbucks)*
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*drinks Molotov cocktail* THE MEDDICATION IS BUBBLY WARM! *theows empty medicine at church*
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[spoiler]lmao[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]kek[/spoiler] *runs towards you, looking like ultron cause of the spice* you okay?
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HOW OLLLLLDDDD ARE YOU??? I BET YOU ARE 45!