*Chuck Norris puts his hand on your shoulder.*
"Hey man, what's wrong?"
English
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CHUCK, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
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"I apologize, here, go heal that church over there." *He hands you medicine (you find a Molotov on the floor) and points at the church (Starbucks)*
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*drinks Molotov cocktail* THE MEDDICATION IS BUBBLY WARM! *theows empty medicine at church*