So the line to heaven is really crowded one day, and God decides to only let in people who died in a really shitty way. The first man begins. "So I came home from work. When I got to my apartment, I saw my wife naked in bed and realized I had been cheated on. The balcony was open, so I looked out, and there was a man wearing very little clothing hanging on to the balcony below. I was so angry I grabbed my refrigerator and threw it at him. I was so shocked from the experience that I died of a heart attack. The angle replies: "Wow, that is pretty shitty, go right in." The second man tells his story: "So I was doing yoga on my balcony, when I slipped and nearly fell off. I was hanging on to the balcony when a refrigerator crushed me." The angle replies: "That's also a crappy way to die, come right in." The third man starts: "So here I was, naked in this refrigerator..."