Hello fellow Fallen and welcome to the first episode of [u]The Daily Dreg[/u] brought to you by your favorite Dreg, Greg. [u][i]Greg[/i][/u] "Hello again folks, sorry we took so long to get back to you but we had bigger and better things to do at the time. Now, your probably thinking 'What could be more important than knowing how the fight against the guardians?' well, I'll tell you. With the combined forces of the Houses of Winter, Exiles and Kings, we were able to free our brethren that were held captive by The Reeflings from their captivity in the Prison of Elders and from slavery under The Queen. With the Vex losing their hold on Venus, the House of Winter was able to stay organized long enough to free majority of the House of Wolves, including our captured our reporter, current Archon Priest, new leader of the House of Winter, and our special guest, ASKOR!!!" [u][i]Askor[/i][/u] "Hello my fans! I've been waiting to see you guys again since the first day I was captured. So, Greg it's been a while since I've seen you. I'm surprised you weren't given a promotion yet, or did your Kell find out you were dating his daughter and uhh..." [u][i]Greg[/i][/u] "Actually, I was promoted, but after I earned my other arms back, Randal crashed a Kell's ship into our transmitter, and I was the lowest ranking Vandal, so I was given most of the blame and had to return to my Dreg status once again. Also, up until 15 seconds ago, the Kell did not know about the affair, so this will probably be my last show, so thanks for asking Askor" [u][i]Askor[/i][/u] "Oh, okay then... this is awkward... well anyways, I have recently been promoted to Kell in the House of Winter until another Kell proves himself worthy, so I am now the most powerful person within our entire species, and because of that and recent events I fear that our strongholds within the galaxy are going to be assaulted until they find me.m So I am here to ask each of the houses to call upon our Servitors to grant us their burn powers to defend against heroic and nightfall strike teams and begin pushing them back. So happy hunting brothers and sisters, and don't let me get captured another *cenosered*-ing time!!!" [u][i]Greg[/i][/u] "Okay then, that's enough of you Askor, we'll see if we can talk with as long as the Queen doesn't turn your hide into a rug. Anyways we have one last guest on the show but he wanted to remain anonymous. A few of you might recognize him but let's not call out how he is, but to most of us he was the fellow that nearly got caught by the Queen's brother during his escape from the Reef who we will call, The Captain, so let's hear what you have to say about the Reef's current status." [b][i][u]'The Captain'[/u][/i][/b] "Thanks Greg, our escape from the Reef was a success despite the House of Kings losing most of their offensive combatants, which isn't saying much. Asides from losing those pathetic yet valiant few, we suffered no casualties other than a few dregs, the Reef on the other hand was less than fortunate. During our escape, we crippled the Reef by destroying their tower so the guardians would lose their new home for a while and be unable to store more than a few items in their vaults, but personally, my favorite thing we did was what I did to The Queen's Brother. I checked behind my back to make sure someone wasn't trying to stick a throwing knife in it and sure enough both me and my Servitor noticed something duck behind a rock, I let it go and started moving on again and double checked and sure enough I saw the Queen's Brother duck behind the rock again. So I decided to use him as a message. I didn't kill him, but I relieved him of his manhood and got myself a new trophy. Asides from that stuck up piece of crap no one else dared to follow us and the escape went off without a hitch. Well, that's all I came here to say, and Greg, I will be sure to attend your funeral when your Kell is finished with you." [i][u]Greg[/u][/i] "Th-th-there y-y-you have it. The H-house of W-w-wolves is free and I am as good as dead. If you want to here more of The Daily Dreg then please comment and like this, and I might still have a job and a life, so this is Greg the dead man signing off for possibly the last time. Good night my fellow fallen, wish me luck, I'm going to need it...