So it happened again. Someone called me a dick.
I don't think you women understand how much this hurts. These pains. These groin pains. The pains that don't particularly hurt but pain anyway. It hurts us men.
When you call a girl a dick, it just causes a blank screen in my kind. I think of women dicks.
[quote]what was that, the dude? Women don't have dicks! [/quote]
Exactly quoted me. [i]They don't.[/i]
When you call a man a dick, it hurts. It makes us think of our Johnson's. Then the jogging Johnson turns into a jelly Johnson, and it hurts. It hurts us men a lot when you call us dicks. Because you imply my Johnson as being a bad thing.
My dick isn't bad, man.
Also my rug was stolen.