*Wanders back to the dojo*
Damn... If we get to fifty thousand posts, I'm going to drink the single strongest thing I have..
*Points towards ominously glowing bottle labeled [i]Holy Shit[/i] that is sitting in my quarters*
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Hey, sal's giving us a bad rep, cause he is randomly destroying UNSC ships!
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NO i dotn i just shoot the ones that aproach the Fake Help beacon I placed..............
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*throws my coffee at you*
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*shakes hiself* Dude its col......what is it at 30 celsus. mman to cold for me. *goes to take a bath*
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What is that? It doesn't look like Engex...
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Should I get the tables ready?
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*The Monitor uses heat vision on the bottle*
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 5/6/2015 1:53:26 AMTrust me, it's probably best that you don't analyze what's in there... You don't want to know..
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*Bottle melts*
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 5/6/2015 2:02:14 AM*The contents remain unaffected, staying in the shape of the bottle* Like I said... Weird stuff.. *I take it and place it in a protective case labeled [i]volatile[/i]*
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Better share that shit
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UNCLE *junior jumps and climbs around you like a spider*
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 5/6/2015 1:47:19 AMHey kid. *stumbling a bit, I try to gently get him off*
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*climbs to the unreachable spot of the back* Dad told that because il be 8 on friday i must begin training. So i choose you as teacher mr.ninja. *Starts mayweather hugging your ribs* Junior suplex *You are getting owed by a 7 year old*
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*I backflip back on to my feet* 8, huh? Well, I am not exactly prepared to be teaching right now... I am weary from today's events... I can see that your fighting skills have improved however..
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Family tradition first mortal kombat at my 15 birthday!
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... I didn't know that was still legal... Either way, I think you could be a very capable warrior, once you learn discipline..
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Why? [spoiler]let them questions begin[/spoiler]
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*Isn't sure how to respond* So... You can become a better warrior..
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Why [spoiler]this only e.ds in insanity[/spoiler] [spoiler]there is no scape[/spoiler]
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*realizes the inevitable* Because.... *pretends to get a message through comm* What?.. Oh. Got it. I'll be right over. I have to go now... Keep practicing kid. *runs off*
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*Is runnin backwards at your speed* Why?
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Important things... I'll see you around! *runs faster*
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*Is running in his hands at your speed* What things?