Mine is "How do you win?" Or "what's the point of the game" or when I die "wow you suck"
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There was this one time i was playing dark souls... * screen gets distorted, dreamy flashback noises* Me: Ok, I'm about have to do something really important (fight a tough boss), sure you won't need anything? Parent: Yes I'm sure, thank you! * walks into a different room* Me: Ok, let's do this! * enters the boss room and begins intense fight* and about a minute or two later... Parent: Hey-my name-! I need your help with something! Me: Hang on I'll be there in a few minutes! Parent: Come on, can't you just pause it? I need your help with something! Me: * looks away towards the doorway for a second out of anger* I'll be there soon! * looks back* Game: YOU DIED Me: * walks to parent, help with thing* I thought you said you didn't need anything?! Parent: I didn't think it would take that long.