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Edited by Inflatablepants:
5/6/2015 1:34:33 PM
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*summons a hook blade*
*throws it around your throat and it stabs you. Pulls it down*
[spoiler]is that too much in one turn?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]look at my new bio for info![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]nah its ok[/spoiler] *Upercuts you and throws the blade away* That would hurt to a normal man. *stretches neck*
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True. But that poison screws over everyone. *you feel slightly woozy.* *i punch you straight in the face*
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Hmmm. Poison from the forest of humungu even tho i ain gonna affect much my left eye is now dizzy. *Grabs anfd throws you into the ground* But the right eye is different.
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*on the ground. I grab one of my arrows and stab it in your knee* More poison! Don't worry. It's not lethal. I'm sure it's effects are quite noticeable now...
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yeha but remember i am mostly machine *stomps your face* I dont even have a Organic heart remember?
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FRACK! *throws a hook around your leg and pulls you down. Stands up Draws songblade* Doesn't matter! It has...intriguing property's. [spoiler]this poison is no ingredient. It's from the new Majora powers. Basically it overloads you with electrons and causes you to see weird things. Same thing happens with machines and organics. Forgot to add that to my bio[/spoiler]
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SO do I. SALAZAR! *the mechanci fist covers itself in AUra* ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!! *the arm rocket propellers roar at full pwoer with mmme not moving* NUCLEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! *a bomb repalces the fist* OVERKILL!!!!!!!!!! *shotguns come out on the side of the arm* PUCNH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (also know as uncesarly long named punch atack) *yup........alll that at once.........NEW move BTW*
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OH SHIT! *trys to evade but is hit by the punch. Goes flying through a tree* Aaaaa....Son of a bitch! *mist pours down my arm* Oh...no... GAAAAAAAAA!!! *fires a beam of purple that hits you straight in the chest. You fly into the dojo wall. You feel your skin seering. You notice the beam has dissolved your armor.* Ah crap... *falls to the ground*
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*is thnking* forgot to activate my energy shelds.......... *stand up and activates them* (energy shields deny damage but are damaged over tiem, contrary to armor which reduces damage for an undefined time) [spoiler]yes I actually made stats for all of my abilities[/spoiler] *walks towards you with fists up*
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[spoiler]no punishment for such a strong punch?[/spoiler] *stands up* *breaths* Damnit that took a lot out of me.
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[spoiler]Cant use any of my right arm abilities for some time. only swing it like a club[/spoiler] And so i. *the fists is goverheated and constntly opening to release steam* CHARGE! *shoulder charge*
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*steps to the side and kicks you into a tree. Doubling the momentum of the shoulder charge and making you stumble* Damn! *breathes* *falls to the ground*
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*steps back up* its time.... [spoiler]May I [b]Finish him?[/b] [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]what? Why would you think that?[/spoiler] No....NO! *throws a hook at you and I jump at you. I use the hook to carry momentum and I stab songblade into your skull. Then crystals Pop out of your skull and electrocute you*
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*the enrgy shields breaka but block the damage* dammit. *swings the arm thrwoign you into a wall*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/6/2015 4:47:37 PM*takes song blade and stabs it down diagnally through your chest. Through empty shields. Piercing your circuits and mechanical heart. Crystals pop out and stab you and electrocute you.*
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(I have almost no organs) *nosive gases come oit of wound* *Grabs you and bear crushes you as the gases spread around*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/6/2015 4:48:20 PM[spoiler]sorry. I keep forgetting. Change it to me screwing up you electronics[/spoiler] *on the ground. I take a dagger into the hole I made. And pull. Tearing it more.* [spoiler]thats what you meant my bear crush? Or are you squeezing me?[/spoiler] ONE HELL OF A BRO HUG SAL!
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Mayweather suplex!!! *Hugs with all strenght (5000 N) and suplexes you* [spoiler]yup bear crush is hugging in attempt to break the spine[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/6/2015 4:53:59 PMOH! GAASP! *struggles to breath* GAAA! *is able to get an arm free and stabs songblade into your skull again. Pulls as much as possible to release the gasses. And get you to let go* GEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! [spoiler]i suck with units. Is "N" neutons?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]n is newtons 4000braks a bone[spoiler] *manages to strike your head against the ground with the suplex*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/6/2015 5:00:22 PM[spoiler]So we are on the ground now?[/spoiler] GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *eyes gleam purple. blinding you. Then you feel energy melting your body. And it Sears into your joints. Causing you to no longer to hold me.* *i drop to the ground* GA! F-F#ck!!
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Mechanic fist available. ROCKET PUNCH!! *tired but the fist been mechsnical ain tired* *You sre sucker punched* *Coffs exaling more gases out*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/6/2015 5:08:36 PM*is able to hold ground* *sees you are as weak as me* GIVE IN!!!! *steps up to you and puts hand on your head* YOU WILL OBEEEEEY!!!!! *looks at your past. Present and near future. Making it easier to dodge your next moves*
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*Punches to avoid you reading me* Trust me you won like those. *the legs opne as of deploying themselves* *the arm shows all his weapons which i start shjoting you with*
