Mine is "How do you win?" Or "what's the point of the game" or when I die "wow you suck"
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GF-I have a task for you Me- Oh. Is that so? Well I have a task for you as well. GF- What's that? I can't help you play your stupid game. Me- Sure ya can. (Proceed to pull pants down) and once your done with your task I'll think about completing mine. GF-I take it you don't want dinner? Me- Yeah but I gotta get this match done first so go ahead and eat yours while I play.